pinkshell_nails
Well-Known Member
Evening all,
One of my regular clients told me one of funniest stories i have ever heard yesterday! This client is very witty, also a little scatty, which she wont mind me adding as she agrees! Anyhow this is it.... One evening she went along to her local conservative club, where they have a weekly prize draw where you can win joints and pieces of various meats. She was with her partner, and as usual as she is very lucky, they won the most lovely huge piece of ham. They decided this particular evening to be romantic and walk home instead of getting a taxi, so they set off and the most torrential rain started to pour. They were really getting soaked so they started to run, her husband in front of her to shield her, ( and the ham) from the rain. They turned the corner, still running at full speed, and this lady was running with her head down, as you do to keep the rain off your face. Anyway, her husband moved out of the way to the left very quickly to avoid a lampost, and as my client had her head down, she didnt see him do it and ran, full speed, head down into this lampost, butting it like a goat!!!! Well, she knocked herself unconsious, and woke in the ambulance with her husband, and this piece of ham! She fell unconsious again and came too in the hospital, asking the nurses to keep her piece of ham in the fridge till she went home!! I found this hilarious, and couldnt do her nails as i was crying with laughter!! Do any others have any funny stories that clients tell you??
Michelle.
One of my regular clients told me one of funniest stories i have ever heard yesterday! This client is very witty, also a little scatty, which she wont mind me adding as she agrees! Anyhow this is it.... One evening she went along to her local conservative club, where they have a weekly prize draw where you can win joints and pieces of various meats. She was with her partner, and as usual as she is very lucky, they won the most lovely huge piece of ham. They decided this particular evening to be romantic and walk home instead of getting a taxi, so they set off and the most torrential rain started to pour. They were really getting soaked so they started to run, her husband in front of her to shield her, ( and the ham) from the rain. They turned the corner, still running at full speed, and this lady was running with her head down, as you do to keep the rain off your face. Anyway, her husband moved out of the way to the left very quickly to avoid a lampost, and as my client had her head down, she didnt see him do it and ran, full speed, head down into this lampost, butting it like a goat!!!! Well, she knocked herself unconsious, and woke in the ambulance with her husband, and this piece of ham! She fell unconsious again and came too in the hospital, asking the nurses to keep her piece of ham in the fridge till she went home!! I found this hilarious, and couldnt do her nails as i was crying with laughter!! Do any others have any funny stories that clients tell you??
Michelle.