Kissing safer than shaking hands

[adelekeegan1]

Do you put as much thought into placing your hands on the escalator handrail? Or pressing an elevator button?

I just get over it and shake everyone's penis.

I've had to give that up now:green:

 

[lots of lashes]

FANTASTIC :lol::lol: thought that was hysterical:lol::lol: just not what i was expecting to read.xx
I have been trying so hard not to add funny bits to some posts in the past i think more people should do this.
It would certainly brighten up my day :lol:

I've had to give that up now:green:

Nice come back:lol::lol:
There is just soooooooo much more I could add to that but I wont for fear of lowering the tone lol xx

and me, im one of those annoying touchy feely people dont know why i just cant seem to help myself family friends strangers in the street

 

[Chameleon]

Do you put as much thought into placing your hands on the escalator handrail? Or pressing an elevator button?

I just get over it and shake everyone's penis.

Some people are just born to "hand jive":lol:

In some parts of France it is common to see people "fair un biser" twice,and sometimes 3 or 4 times on the cheek depending on the person.Sometimes it is not a kiss just a touch on each cheek with an air kiss!

My husband thought it was quite peculiar sitting in a local pub and having strange men come in and shaking hands with him let alone kissing on the cheeks.....where as i love a good slurp