I had a walk in half way through eating my lunch one day, She wanted a wash and cut, explained I didn't have time for a full blow dry as only had a short gap, she was happy, seated her at the basin proceeded to shower over her hair and as soon as I ran my hand down her hair ready to shampoo it came off in my hand leaving natural hair just round the sides, embarrassed not knowing what to do with her wig in my hand she said font worry dear just give it a good wash now I'm here, not quite knowing wether she meant the wig or the bit of hair left attached I asked if she just wanted me to swill it the sink, the words just fell out and I couldn't stop them! To say I felt an idiot was an understatement
I apologised as much as I could to be told he actually wanted the appointment for his WIFE!! but wasn't going to turn down the opportunity of having a laugh when I discovered she was a he and in drag for a charity football match !!