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Ok Cast - 30 minutes till curtain up, I shall be taking my seat in a moment as I have to prepare for the arrival of her majesty the Queen, yes the real one not the queen of hearts. so can I trust you to get through the performance while I sit in the royal box ?. I have to admit I don't hold out much hope !!!

Last minute instructions:-

No poop on the stage, that means the donkey, the horse, the cow, the scruffy parrot, the dove, the mouse and the theatre cat, this is a class act - I've told you.

No axes above shoulder height - you'll have someones eye out

No kissing the frog - I'm not sure what happens

No hissy fits unless it fits the part

For gods sake don't set fire to the curtains - they are not paid for

Tweedledum & Tweedledee for gods sake shape up and look lively

Noodle put down your sewing machine and look lively now dear - right thats better.

Clara get those ice creams ready & check your torch battery

Sparklepink flex your wings and flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Right you are on your own now - good luck my darlings I love you all Mwaaaaah Mwaaaah
 
I think we might have to evacuate......Ive just set fire to the bins out the back :eek: Clara can you chuck some ice cream on it ?!
 
Oops, already broke the rules...but it's not my fault I was startled when Lumiere burnt my tail! I'll pick it up....
 
By the way, thank you so much for the beautiful flowers Ms Director! Much appreciated!
 
bombini said:
I think we might have to evacuate......Ive just set fire to the bins out the back :eek: Clara can you chuck some ice cream on it ?!
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Oh no, watch my hair :eek: .....it took ages to do it again!
 
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fire's out ... no cocktail left either now.... babycham and magnum's only
 
bloody battery's gone in my torch now.....................
 
I've got a nice bottle of sparkly red if you fancy a glass!
 
raided the Christmas plonk ... shhh don't tell hubby
........................................chadonnay's in the freezer and yvette's got some pink fizz. all sorted
 
hiya panto peeps im here i made it on time am i late ?
the nice witch is here now ..wheres my place and what the heck am i doing ?
 
Oops didn't check (hick) its all gone now!!!!

It was red too just like my sparkling shoes!!!!

Got a straw spare though (hick):lol:
 
has it started ?? but i dont suppose it matters coz i am the bum of a donkey , lol
 
I think it has started but ive set fire to myself so am off to A+E for a few hours, unless there is a hospital on site !! lol
 
Look, I'm not putting up with this! I've been in my dressing room, n if you think I'm using a cheap litter tray like that, then you are sadly mistaken! I'm used to a very large tray with a lid to preserve my dignity!

Do you know, when I was at the Old Vic, my litter tray had diamonds all around it! The standards here leave a lot to be desired!

Also, I noticed that there was no fresh salmon in my dressing room! I'm sure this is just an oversight and will be rectified immediately!

Do you know who I am!

Licks n purrs, Mr Whittington's cat
 
Awwww, bummer...I underestimated the time zone differences. Can one of you wonderful creatures prop me up whilst I have a tipsy sleep for a few hours? Watch that the Cheshire Cat for me, too! She's a crafty one!

Break a leg!
 
bombini said:
am off to A+E for a few hours, unless there is a hospital on site !! lol
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I may have to join you later as my fingers are covered in huge painful blisters from all the machining I've been doing to have the costumes ready in time!
 
:Look_left runs to get the fresh salmon ...........
 
Yawwwwwwwwwwwwn just woke up have I missed anything :)
 
Anyone got any sodding hair pins, I can't see through this lot and YOW!!! I keep standing on it.
 

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