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errrr before you all leave can some help me extinguish my candles ?!
lol I am a very private gal I would never poop where I shouldn't - infact I am just checking with Alice's Curious Cat that I'm not a finger licking chicken finger :lol: and that I am a good girl :wink2: xxxxOk Cast - 30 minutes till curtain up, I shall be taking my seat in a moment as I have to prepare for the arrival of her majesty the Queen, yes the real one not the queen of hearts. so can I trust you to get through the performance while I sit in the royal box ?. I have to admit I don't hold out much hope !!!
Last minute instructions:-
No poop on the stage, that means the donkey, the horse, the cow, the scruffy parrot, the dove, the mouse and the theatre cat, this is a class act - I've told you.
No axes above shoulder height - you'll have someones eye out
No kissing the frog - I'm not sure what happens
No hissy fits unless it fits the part
For gods sake don't set fire to the curtains - they are not paid for
Tweedledum & Tweedledee for gods sake shape up and look lively
Noodle put down your sewing machine and look lively now dear - right thats better.
Clara get those ice creams ready & check your torch battery
Sparklepink flex your wings and flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Right you are on your own now - good luck my darlings I love you all Mwaaaaah Mwaaaah
she has definitely disappeared - where nobody knows - wellllllll I do but I'm not tellin :lol: njoy your martini and STEAK :lol: xxxxxxxxxxas long as its the mouse you are eating, and not the BIRD
*AHEM*
"SQWAUK!! Polly does NOT want a cracker, Polly wants a martini and a STEAK"
dont blame us ugly sisters we didnt make it either we were busy applying for extreme makeoverHonestly! Those b***dy ugly sisters locked me in the cellar last night and I missed the performance. :irked:
Didn't even get to put my gorgeous Jimmy Choo glass slippers on!!! Where's me fairy godmother when I need her? Do I still get some champagne as it wasn't my fault?
oooh is there two of us??? maybe i've been replaced due to lack of rehersals:cry:Honestly! Those b***dy ugly sisters locked me in the cellar last night and I missed the performance. :irked:
Didn't even get to put my gorgeous Jimmy Choo glass slippers on!!! Where's me fairy godmother when I need her? Do I still get some champagne as it wasn't my fault?
Well opening night went really well.....I still have a hang over! Everyone ready for tonights performance???!!!
I hope you are all checking for warts (you never know where they will pop up)...... You did want me to be the "FROG" afterall.
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