Corny chat up lines

[Jolicatellas]

But surely you don't need a telescope to see the celestial body sitting next to you :green:
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Ah Ruth... aren't you the romantic charmer!!!!

My 6yo when outside and picked me a punch of clover flowers, gave them too me and said, "This is to show you how much I love you" :green: xo

Outside, while picking the flowers with the help of his big brother, my 6yo said, "I could pick all the flowers and it wouldn't be enough"!!

Now there is a romantic charmer in the making :Love:

 

[Ruth Mills]

Ah Ruth... aren't you the romantic charmer!!!!

My 6yo when outside and picked me a punch of clover flowers, gave them too me and said, "This is to show you how much I love you" :green: xo

Outside, while picking the flowers with the help of his big brother, my 6yo said, "I could pick all the flowers and it wouldn't be enough"!!

Now there is a romantic charmer in the making :Love:

Aww that is so sweet

I bet the ladies will be falling for him when he grows up.

 

[steve@nouvatan]

back in the day before the beer belly and baldness !! i prided myself on knowing what perfume a woman was wearing so i would walk by her and say oh are you wearing (poison or whatever) that s my favourite perfume i could see you had class before i smelt you by the shoes your wearing !! corny but believe me it worked