Alrighty.... lol here it is.. the top ten list. I finally remembered where I had seen it... in the articles section at beautytech.com
The Top Ten Reasons nail enhancements "Just Pop Off"
As posted to the NailTech Mailing List:
10. "I was just cleaning out from around the [choose one: toilet, sink, wheels on my son's roller blades,
9. "I was just pushing the button on my [choose one: cell phone, remote car key, VCR/TV/Stereo remote, pager, microwave]
8. "I was just putting on my [choose one: panty hose, swim suit, ski boots."
7. "I was just [choose one: peeling a shrimp, eating a stone crab claw shucking an oyster, prying that last bite out of the lobster tail."]
6. "Those diaper pull tabs are stronger than they look!"
5. "My nail got stuck in my luggage."
4. "I was just putting some laundry in the dryer."
3. "I was just putting the dishes away and opened the kitchen drawer."
2. "I opened a can of [beverage of choice]."
And the number 1 reason Nail Enhancements "Just Pop Off" is
1. "I thought my car door was unlocked, but it wasn't.