Ruth Mills
Well-Known Member
Hmm, isn't there some stuff called "Deep Heat" or something like that which you could have handed him in place of barrier cream to massage onto his bits? :green:
Hi hun i have a bloke that keeps on ringing me up asking if i will wax his bits and every time i say no, another one that wants full body massage asking can he be naked and he gets the same answer NO, then i have had a bloke ringing me up asking if i did spray tans i said yes then he said did i mind him having it done naked i said no he then said do you think my bits will go dark?? and asked what my thoughts were on it, i put phone down, i will not do men now, if they even ring up i tell them no sorry women only. Some men are just pervesHi all,I just have to share this with you. Had a call today from a chap who wanted a spray tan, didn't mind as my husband's at home and so told him to come over.Did think it was a bit suspicious as he was travelling 40 minutes to get to me, anyway thought business is business.He asked if I would be doing it and I offered my husband to spray him as he is qualified,he wanted me to do it as he said he felt uncomfortable with a man.Asked me if it was ok for me to do him naked,said I didn't mind.BIG MISTAKE! Did the tan and he kept moving his hand over his bits so i thought he was nervous.Well at end of tan I dried him off with hose and told him to get dressed.He then asked for some barrier cream so he could put it on his bits! I was a bit in shock but told him it was fine and that he didn't need any.He insisted,then he started to touch his bits,massaging it all in! He asked me 3 times for more cream and carried on playing with himself. Told him to get dressed.I was messing with my gun,tidying up,didn't want to look.In the end I walked out of the room.
That's it now I'm not doing anymore men,put me right off! It's only my 2nd paying client aswell.he also wants a massage and his bits waxing.No flippin thanks.
Not very happy. Girls, please be careful,you never know.
LOL beautyathome, is the Geek running a naughty word filter that turns a certain North Lincs town into "S****horpe"?
Let's try a few such towns.
S****horpe.
Penistone.
Lightwater.
Ruth - never noticed that before! How funny.
Silly me though - i've just been looking at lightwater trying to spot the word! Duh! had to show the husband:lol:
lol Ruth yes your right my town is the only one i think, never noticed anybody elses, :lol:Only does it to S c u n t h o r p e!
lol Ruth yes your right my town is the only one i think, never noticed anybody elses, :lol:
When i first joined i didn't understand why it did it, then i thought oh yes its a naughty word thats why, lol.
lol Ruth yes your right my town is the only one i think, never noticed anybody elses, :lol:
When i first joined i didn't understand why it did it, then i thought oh yes its a naughty word thats why, lol.
lol, sounds about right, as a place is not that bad if it wasn't for the steel work i don't think anybody would be living hereahhhh , now i see ! [it took me quite a while there]
i was totally oblivious to that.
i thought you hated where you lived and were refering to it as **** - thorpe
:lol:
lol, your really trying hard with this arn't you lol :hug:AAGH it rewrote the URL too so you get a broken link! Replace the "****" with that gynaecological slang word and ye shall see...
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