Solution No1 : When he's asleep tonight, pull the sheets over his head, then give him a firm kick in the balls, ...... when he wakes in the morning and has to crawl to the bathroom nursing his bruised babies, feeling a little incapacitated himself, he may appreciate you a little more.
Solution No2 : Go on strike
Solution No3 : Upgrade to a more appeciative model
Now you are not supposed to make me laugh, it pulls on my stitches. Can I put my stilletoes on when I do it?