What do you talk about during treatments?

[cloughers]

I never stop talking but that's just me! I do make sure I talk about them, kids etc. If they have only been once or twice I put a note on my booking system to remind me who they are. I was looking the other day and one said, pretty, dark hair, husband is Irish! I'm losing my memory in middle age so need this! I always say I know loads of gossip about lots of people but can't remember who and nothing leaves these 4 walls! Sometimes I think I'm weird because it seems totally normal to be leaning over someone wearing black gloves tweezing ingrown hairs from their lady garden whilst chatting about which schools are best in the area!