when i used to work at a health spa i had this english bloke in for a massage, he was there for the day with his thai wife, anyway, the spa was designed with thailand and the east in mind and alot of the treatments have thai related names. So this guy was in for a Pattaya back massage, when i got him to my treatment room i explained to take his t-shirt off, leave his trousers on and lay face down on the couch while i waited outside. when i go back in the room he is stood by the couch with his top off trousers are still on thank god! I just thought that maybe he didn't understand my intructions so i asked asked him to lay on the couch face down and i began the massage.
While we were chatting i noticed that he had put £3 by the sink, thats nice i thought tipping me beforehand he must have regular massages. After about 5 mins he tells me that that he knows thailand very well cuz his wife is thai and the place Pattaya is mainly known for the sex trade so he thought a Pattaya massage was a massage with extras!!! He said that he booked it to see what happened. I sort of laughed it off with him and explained that weren't that kind of establishment. I finished his treatment early cuz i wanted him outta there!! After he had gone i went back in my room ro tidy up and noticed he took the £3 with him!!!! The dirty cheap perv, he thought i was a hooker and he was only gunna give me £3!!!!
The manager of the spa told him he wasn't allowed back.