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The Ed.

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It may not have ever crossed your mind, but apparently, 65% of women say that grey pubic hair "turned them off completely" so it comes as no surprise that a company has created a temporary hair dye for men to banish their grey groins.

For those men plagued by ageing private parts, "Below the Belt" has been developed to get rid of grey hair down there, returning it to a youthful shade in just 30 minutes.

For years women have complained about the unrealistic expectations of men and how these have made us feel pressured into fulfilling certain grooming routines that, through choice, we wouldn't necessarily do. Do we really have the nerve to categorically banish men's grey pubic hair to beauty's Room 101?

I can think of plenty handsome grey haired men (George Clooney for one) and frankly, it would be weirder if the cuffs didn't match the collars...if you know what I mean.

Until then...geek on!

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I think they should get it all waxed off then it doesn't matter what colour it is! :biggrin:
 
For a man to be of a age were he has grey hair down there he has to be what 60+ ?? Ok well maybe mid 50's to 60's! So really most men of that age are happily married and after what 25+ years of marriage does there other half really care about grey hairs down there?? (And wouldn't you rather he sort out the grey hairs on his head if any??)
Don't know the RRP but let's say around £10. So let pretend that he's our other half... Would we rather he go out and buy a box of 'below the belt' to impress us?... Or a £10 bunch of flowers or chocolate???

Seriously which company's actually think of this let alone try and sell the stuff!!
 
I can think of plenty handsome grey haired men (George Clooney for one) and frankly, it would be weirder if the cuffs didn't match the collars...if you know what I mean.

No one can ignore this 100% valid point here!
 
For a man to be of a age were he has grey hair down there he has to be what 60+ ?? Ok well maybe mid 50's to 60's! So really most men of that age are happily married and after what 25+ years of marriage does there other half really care about grey hairs down there?? (And wouldn't you rather he sort out the grey hairs on his head if any??)
Don't know the RRP but let's say around £10. So let pretend that he's our other half... Would we rather he go out and buy a box of 'below the belt' to impress us?... Or a £10 bunch of flowers or chocolate???

Seriously which company's actually think of this let alone try and sell the stuff!!
You'd be surprised! I specialise in mens intimate waxing and the average age is 50…………and they are all married or have a girlfriend. A lot of woman love their man being waxed for reason that I can only imagine as I don't ask and they are too polite to tell (wink). x
 
Oh it would spoil the fun of plucking them out with tweezers!!
 
Very amusingly written, Ed!! It gave me a chuckle over the morning coffee Ican tell you lol@collar and cuffs!!

If My husband dyed his pubes I would be doubled over laughing or I'd knock 7 bells out of him for having a girlfriend!! :green:
 
You'd be surprised! I specialise in mens intimate waxing and the average age is 50…………and they are all married or have a girlfriend. A lot of woman love their man being waxed for reason that I can only imagine as I don't ask and they are too polite to tell (wink). x

I understand waxing Kim, but for a man to actually go out and buy a box of this stuff is questionable! Lol
 
Personally i'm not one for looking at my hubby's appendage- for all I care it could be neon pink... What's the phrase..oh yes... you can't polish a..... ;)
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Guys & Gals,

This product is flying off the shelves! Visit BTB to purchase... you will not be disappointed.
 
Personally i'm not one for looking at my hubby's appendage
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That's what blindfolds are for Laura :wink2:
 
That's what blindfolds are for Laura :wink2:

Don't you go all fifty shades of grey on me missus.. No wait hang on maybe that's the point of this thread ;)

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What's the phrase..oh yes... you can't polish a..... ;)
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No... But you can roll it in glitter! (My fave saying ever!!)
 
No... But you can roll it in glitter! (My fave saying ever!!)

Hilarious! Must remember that saying!!

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interesting lol. the things people come up with these days!! x
 

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