New Club...New President

[mercedes69]

:lol: oh I agree my Welsh Onion...

but I just keep wondering how the hell a Notification Club became the Onion Club...

I have to keep you all on your little Onion toes.....

 

[beautynails]

:cry:I wanna be an onion too
I love get notifications. I wish I got more.

 

[xlaurax]

i didnt want 2 say but i wondered that 2! i thought id missed something! what the hec does onions have 2 do with notifications (as the vice-president i really shouldnt have 2 ask this... oops) xx

 

[Katelisa]

surely a welsh onion is a leek?! :green:

 

[mercedes69]

Here is the S.G.O.G.A.L.E.A.N.B Manifesto February 2008...

1. As President I am here to make sure all my Onions are well cared for, healthy, happy and above all Excited..!

2. Onions must follow one simple rule....Notify..Notify...NOTIFY!!

3. At least ONE NOTIFICATION must be sent to another person per day... this can be a PM, Visitor Message or Group Message...plus don't forget the Friends Add...we must recruit as many Onions as possible...

4. We must make sure the NOTIFICATION makes the other person as excited and happy as a pig in muck ( Now we know how long pigs get excited for :wink2: )

5. On no account do we send NOTIFICATIONS that do not make the receiver happy....

6. We must spread the word about the SGOGALEANB group...recruit members as much as possible...

7. Be nice to members of A.N.G.E.R .... we must make it our mission to make the members of this group as excited as possible on as many occasions as possible... ( this is a change to my earlier policy of not sending them Notifications... now we MUST INSIST... )

8. Rembember this is about getting EXCITED....lets not lose sight of this...!!!!!

9. As President I have the right to change or alter any rule as I see fit.

10. Above all have fun and keep it happy xxxxx

 

[mercedes69]

i didnt want 2 say but i wondered that 2! i thought id missed something! what the hec does onions have 2 do with notifications (as the vice-president i really shouldnt have 2 ask this... oops) xx

You will be reprimanded in due course...

but Ann...said I was President of this group...and that she would be my MINION....

so I said she could be my ONION because when I see the word MINION I see the word ONION... ( don't ask )

and it went from there... this was in the blogs by the way....:lol:

 

[Vanneb]

Thats it then decision made, after reading the "manifesto"......I want to be an Onion!!!!

Just need to go and see how to do the notification thingy and the visitor/group message thingys.........and all the other things a techno phobe like me has no idea about! :lol:

 

[beautynails]

What's my onion?

 

[mercedes69]

What's my onion?

Onion Tart?

 

[beautynails]

Thats it then decision made, after reading the "manifesto"......I want to be an Onion!!!!

Just need to go and see how to do the notification thingy and the visitor/group message thingys.........and all the other things a techno phobe like me has no idea about! :lol:

Go to a geeks profile page and you can write them a visitor message, or send them a private message or befriend them.

 

[mercedes69]

Thats it then decision made, after reading the "manifesto"......I want to be an Onion!!!!

Just need to go and see how to do the notification thingy and the visitor/group message thingys.........and all the other things a techno phobe like me has no idea about! :lol:

Welcome Vannesa...you will be always be in a state of ectasy now :wink2: xxxx

 

[e-beauty]

Please please please with a cherry on top!
can i be an onion:hug:
i want a number and everything:green:

 

[mercedes69]

Please please please with a cherry on top!
can i be an onion:hug:
i want a number and everything:green:

Obviously you are a Cherry Onion...

as for the number...I am not sure where we are up to... but you get the special number of 069 :lol:

 

[beautynails]

Onion Tart?

:lol: That's me.

 

[nailzoo]

Rotten Onion Smell Inside a Wooden Cupboard :lol::lol:

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[e-beauty]

Obviously you are a Cherry Onion...

as for the number...I am not sure where we are up to... but you get the special number of 069 :lol:

you my leader *throws ones self at your feet* have made my Day!:hug:

 

[mercedes69]

Rotten Onion Smell Inside a Wooden Cupboard :lol::lol:

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Well first of all my Onions will never smell or go rotten because

A) They are well cared for
B) They are never kept in a wooden cupboard...
C) We excite each other which keeps us alive :lol:

I must thank you Carl for taking time out of your busy schedule to search the t'internet for Onion information...

But do tell...did it EXCITE you to do so? :wink2:

 

[nailzoo]

Well first of all my Onions will never smell or go rotten because

A) They are well cared for
B) They are never kept in a wooden cupboard...
C) We excite each other which keeps us alive :lol:

I must thank you Carl for taking time out of your busy schedule to search the t'internet for Onion information...

But do tell...did it EXCITE you to do so? :wink2:

I have a dilemma, i don't know what I prefer ..... onions or ear candles :lol:

 

[beautyseeker]

I am proud of my onion layers, if you peel me do you not cry!:cry:

 

[beautyseeker]

I have a dilemma, i don't know what I prefer ..... onions or ear candles :lol:

You can eat an onion!:green: