Aphrodite26
Well-Known Member
At a checkout... Probably Morrisons. ..
Them: Hello, how are you today?
Me: good thank you.
Them: ooohhhh look at the weather, it's awful isn't it? Have you seen the floods? My nan was sitting on the sofa and all of a sudden she was in the kitchen. .. on her sofa.....the fish love it. .. and have you seen the ducks? They're setting up home in people's houses...........Would you like help packing?
Me: No thank you. .. looks at watch and starts huffing.
Them: ohhhhh what's this? Is It new? I haven't seen this before. . Is it nice? Do you buy it often? It's expensive isn't it?
Me: Grunts and looks at watch again.
20 minutes later. ...
Them: do you mind if I go on my break. .. we're just swapping over?
Me: Grunts and looks at the hour hand whizzing around like a circular saw.
Them: Hello, my name is partyjuikhuikol, have you seen the floods?
Me: grunts
Them: ohhhhh this is nice. Do you buy it often? I haven't seen this before. Is it new?
Me:
Them: that's £34,567... Do you have a savings card? Would you like cash back? Oh my machines broken. ..I need to call someone. ..
Me: looses the will to live.
Manager: " the shop will be closing in 3 minutes please make your way to the exit. ..
Me: (next day)..... Have you finished?
Should be in the grumpy old women thread......
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Aww virtues I love your posts you always cheer me up lol I can just picture you at the check out!
I hate it when I'm standing at checkout with no bags ....
"Would you like some carriers?"
"No it's fine i plan on carrying a weeks worth of shopping on my sodding head! Of course I want some bags!!!"
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