WOW
Im delighted to realise that I am not the only therapist who avoids salons etc now
I had a massage afew weeks back and I am still kicking myself that I didnt let her know she was brutal rusde and very unwelcoming,
I NEVER write therapist etc as my "occupation" on the consult...
A- feel im attempting to intimidate ( im not i just feel oh wow when i see therapist)
B - hate that they will ask what products ive worked with etc, I want to be a "client" thanking you
Also all my pals mock how fussy they think I am , here is why I am in dire need of a massage ,relaxing facial etc. I dislike the following amongst MANY more...
1,No music in the room (or asking WHAT music I like, whales screeching is NOT my idea of relaxing, plus Ive worked in spas so this isthe last noise I want to listen to while IM "enjoying" MY treatment
2,losing contact mid massage/ abrupt hand movements off my face/body,. I believe by lightly floating (seriously) the hands away from the body the flowing/fluidity is not broken, seriously the body can FEEL it even when its away, its the movement/pace etc , the dramoatic difference between flowy and "GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW" movement
3 Excessive pressure on my temples - OWW, or excessive pressure on my sinuses(if i wanted a sinus release massage Id have informed you)
4 The repetitive effleurage, digging into my scalp that you supposedly call "indian head ", washing my hair as though Im being treated for nits is NEVER going to be relaxing, certainly not every two movements, i fell like just saying "here ill show you"
5 Knowing they are listening to the girls/other therapists outside laughing and laughing along to themselves - also HEARING them outside is a NO NO !
6 Being ignored by receptionists /therapists when I walk in/waiting area, a wee smile, or "hi" ...even smiley eyes rather than staring me up and down and judging me on my MY DAY OFF ATTIRE!!
7 Waiting around the till/lingering for a tip,- feck off
8 Hearing Managers inform the staff of their targets in the proximity of a client HELLO!!??????
9 Therapists telling me how theyre tired of massaging all day, been in since 8, in till 8, " long day im wrecked", eehhhh if anything I lie to clients and tell them my days are shorter than they are,so no sympathy or pretend sympathy is given to let them moan about their 10-5 "long day", 2 hour lunch breaks!!(!!)
10 Not being asked pressure of massage/temperature of room/checking towels are covring me . feet not poking out etc
11.Not knocking gently on the door when re entering the room IM getting NAKED in, ye gave me THREE SECONDS
12 Chatting to co workers at a nail bar side by side, IGNORING ME ME -hellooo the paying one...its as though im queing up in Pennys/Primark - even that grates on my nerves, thats another days work !
13 Therapists not knowing their products, not advisin me of whether I need more massage/facials what retail would benefit me
14.Not listening LISTENNG to me , "and what are ye wearing to the ball", 10mins later, "so whats the dress like" - eh still the same as 10 mins ago love
15. The long walk to the treatment room where they ignore me and smirk at co workers, yell that their lunch is straight after "me next treatment"- excuuuse me ????
16. Not asking me where on my body I love being massaged/where I dont like eg. Feet /abdomen/whats shade of tan I want/do i want my nails to be all hacked down as ONE nail is short??/When I said I like the front bits of my hair with length, i dnt mean to my ear....
17 Give me a mirror after all waxing on my face ta, not only do i want to see the job you just did ( so i can say "great" but sigh inside knowing ive to go home and do it myself afterall anyways) but i want to see did ye rub all of the aloe vera in or have i green residue under my nose??/ How red am i before heading into the Shop ???
18 I hate seeing the therapist coming in the door to work with me sitting there waiting on her, unless im super early (never happens!!), be 15mins early t set up, check room, put yer coat /bag away and catch up on the goss before , not on MY time!- i realise its unavoidable at certain times, ie lunches etc , But I hate them running out the door home while my nails are drying not even saying goodbye,so and so will check them for you in a few minutes and help you with your coat
19 Leaving me waiting while they loudly chat in the next room, then say "sorry for keeping ye", Dont bother we both kow yer not
20 Leaving to get just one more thing , oops and again and again ......grrrrrrrr, are you for real?????
So Im a moan?????????
Sorry Id hate to work for me !!
What annoys me the most is that i never complain, NEVER, just smile and tip!! and never return
Ive had two good treatments and tipped ad recommended lots!!
Phew i feel goooooood now lads!
Thanks
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