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Not a beauty related embarrassing post,but on my daily dog walk I met a bloke with a miniture Snauzer,which I have always liked.I have a Labrador and wouldn't mind another dog and we were discussing temperaments.I left him with the words.Yes I don't think I could handle two bigs ones but I really like the look of your schnauzer :eek:.
 
Omg just read this 8 months preg sat on my birthing ball in the frontroom laughing so hard I actually fell off took me ages to compose myself to tell my rather stunned other half I'm ok ;)
 
Omg just read this 8 months preg sat on my birthing ball in the frontroom laughing so hard I actually fell off took me ages to compose myself to tell my rather stunned other half I'm ok ;)

That reminded me that when I was at my due date,and I was huge because I am only 4 11 and the baby had nowhere else to go except outwards.I was at my friends and having a bit of backache went out into the garden for a wander and I don't know what possessed me but I sat on one end of those little tikes plastic see saws.
Of course it just ended up on top of me.I was helpless on my back,dress up,legs in the air.When I was found it took another 5 minutes for everyone to compose themselves from laughing before they rescued me.
 
Not a beauty related embarrassing post,but on my daily dog walk I met a bloke with a miniture Snauzer,which I have always liked.I have a Labrador and wouldn't mind another dog and we were discussing temperaments.I left him with the words.Yes I don't think I could handle two bigs ones but I really like the look of your schnauzer :eek:.

Haha I had one like this yesterday!

In my other job my team and I had been out executing search warrants for a massive investigation from 4:30am and we'd been stuck at the police station going through evidence and interviewing for hours. By 10:30pm we were practically wasting away and one of the boys offered to go and get supplies. I asked him to get me a chocolate bar but only had £1 in cash, so was praying he'd find a cheap shop. When he came back it was dead quiet in the evidence room with my team all sifting through paperwork and another all male team who I'd never met before sorting their kit. Being somewhat delirious after working for 18hrs straight with nothing more than 2 cans of coke to keep me going I got slightly over excited on his return and used my last ounce of energy to jump out of my chair, clapping my hands together and squealing like a toddler shouting 'Ooh Jack get it out, I can see it, it's huge!'

You can just imagine how a room of 15 men reacted to this 😳...
 
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I was massaging a client and had a sheet on the bed that covered down to the floor. My ballet pump had No grip and slipped on the sheet, I fell onto her back! The funniest bit was she had lost her voice so couldn't even say anything! I pretended like nothing happened and carried on!!
 
my most embarassing moment was last week when my cat decided to bring me a "present"(fat bird!) to the door of my conservatory/salon whilst i was doing a clients toes..i hadnt noticed until the client pointed it out and then my cat decides to start throwing said present against the door to get my attention!!! luckily my client is also a friend but she did feel sick!!!
 
Well...

Today I had two lovely people in the salon at different times. One was a really nice man booking an appointment for his wife, the other was a new client.

Both looked at my stomach and asked when I was due, and that it can't be very long to wait! Very embarrassing having to tell them I'm not pregnant and just a bit of a tubster. :o

Obviously having a very fat day today.
 
my most embarassing moment was last week when my cat decided to bring me a "present"(fat bird!) to the door of my conservatory/salon whilst i was doing a clients toes..i hadnt noticed until the client pointed it out and then my cat decides to start throwing said present against the door to get my attention!!! luckily my client is also a friend but she did feel sick!!!

Oh nice.. aren't cats just the most adorable things...!

I once had 6 cats at one time, and had this happen when a friend was round mine. Only all 6 decided to fight over the poor thing while it was dying from multiple head injures from the patio doors!
 
Well...

Today I had two lovely people in the salon at different times. One was a really nice man booking an appointment for his wife, the other was a new client.

Both looked at my stomach and asked when I was due, and that it can't be very long to wait! Very embarrassing having to tell them I'm not pregnant and just a bit of a tubster. :o

Obviously having a very fat day today.
Oh no you poor thing! I have put on some pounds lately! Note to self: get on diet before this happens!
 
My dog just has to have a sniff of everyone's crotches when they first come in ..so embarrassing.Fortunately most clients just go through the gate to the garden but if they come in the house they get a wet nose stuffed right where they don't want it.
 
Oh no you poor thing! I have put on some pounds lately! Note to self: get on diet before this happens!

Ah, I don't mind, I know I have a belly and I was sitting down so it podged out a little bit more than usual. I'm hoping my diet/exercise gets to work quick lol
 
Oh Claire that's awful...just the kind of thing that would make me sit down with a big chockie bar, lol.

Don't worry one of my older ladies is always describing larger people by saying to me "well you think you're big, you shouldve seen her" LOL. Clients...don't you love them. I've lost half a stone now haha xx

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Sometimes when I'm concentrating - I get my words mixed up.

A client asked me how I was - in my head I was saying fine and my mouth was saying canny -

it came out 'oh - I'm quite fanny thanks' she replied 'oh your quite fanny are you?' How we laughed LOL.

This one reminded me of when i was doing someones nails and she was looking at the colour pops i had (in a fan style) and she said " oh there nice, when did you add those?" i said added what? she said "when did you add that glitter on your fanny thing?" i just couldnt control myself and was in stitches and so was she!:lol:
 
Not beauty related but I've read many fart ones so thought id share...

I'd been with my boyfriend about 6-7 months an I still hadn't farted in front of him... We was lying in bed watching a film an I fell to sleep at the start of the film an work myself up with the loudest fart! I was so embarrassed I just pretended I was still asleep and when I 'woke up' first thing he said was you sound like a tractor when you fart! I was so embarrassed! Haha x
 
This is SOO funny.

I was going to a clients house to do a full leg wax but there was literally no where big enough to put up my couch.
I offered to do it at my house but she said no, it was fine we could just do it on the floor.
For some reason I agreed and got to work.
I asked her to bend her knee and as I was applying the wax I didn't realise he had propped herself right up on her hands.
I pulled the strip off with full force and SLAPPED HER RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH IT! I looked up at the noise and was so shocked I just let go so she just had it dangling from her left cheek. I could have died!!!
I went bright red and for some reason said 'I'm so sorry, I'm not drunk today I promise'
I don't even drink very often!!
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This is SOO funny.

I was going to a clients house to do a full leg wax but there was literally no where big enough to put up my couch.
I offered to do it at my house but she said no, it was fine we could just do it on the floor.
For some reason I agreed and got to work.
I asked her to bend her knee and as I was applying the wax I didn't realise he had propped herself right up on her hands.
I pulled the strip off with full force and SLAPPED HER RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH IT! I looked up at the noise and was so shocked I just let go so she just had it dangling from her left cheek. I could have died!!!
I went bright red and for some reason said 'I'm so sorry, I'm not drunk today I promise'
I don't even drink very often!!
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LolliDolli💋

Hahaha love it! Sounds like something clumsy I would do.
I was doing a full leg wax on my sister and she wanted to watch a film so I put couch up in living room right by window and the bin men was walking up the drive a bit to get the bin staring in as my sisters casually lying on the couch getting her legs waxed i wasn't embarrassed but she was 😳 x
 
Yesterday I dropped my well prepared, already cut foils, outside my clients house. They blew everywhere!!
On a windy day, in a floaty skirt and frilly knickers you can imagine how hilarious I would of been to watch.. <cringe>
Trying to chase foil and be lady like is impossible! Haha! X
 
Oh my gosh I am now terrified as I haven't had my embarrassing moment YET and reading your stories I can literally expect the worst!!! Hahaa
 
I had another one last week :(
I was doing an eyebrow thread and was trying to get a little cluster out, when I managed it shot up and went into the back of my throat!
I finished the treatment, took the payment, and went and threw up!!
When I came back out of the loo my next client was waiting for me and said 'are you ok?'
I said 'yeah I'm fine I just ate some eyebrow'
She gave me a look that said she thought I was a complete weirdo.
Oh I do have a way with words!
I threw up 3 more times that day BBLUUURGGH still makes me cringe!
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Being asked when I was due! I'm only 18 and a size 8 on top! Stuuupid clingy maxi dress :(
 

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