JoiiHearts
Active Member
Ive had one client while im waxing her eyebrows, start moaning and saying mm yhh you can pluck if you like, i love it, mmm thank you. She must have been one of them ppl who get turned on by pain 😳
Have just caught up on all of these so funny...
I have a few corkers
I once asked a lady who was hobbling up the stairs holding what looked like an about to pop bump when was she due... she replied she'd already had her baby!! I couldn't apologise enough and she explained it had been difficult and she was still very swollen
Next I had a rather big lady in for a wax. I was doing her on a wooden base bed and because she was on the bigger side, she got down off the bed when it was time for the backs and got back on knee first, do kneeling on the bed to then lie down. The whole bed collapsed in a heap! There was a moment of silence where I was just thinking F*****k but then she just started laughing her head off and made sure she hadn't landed on my feet... that was it, I couldn't stop laughing and then had to go out and find a replacement room and explain why to my colleagues whilst being in hysterics
Since I've become mobile I have had a weekly client and I seem to always have embarrassing moments with her no one else, I'm lucky she's still a regular and has now become a bit of a friend.
First one I marked her table with nail varnish remover after it seeped through a towel off a cotton pad
Second I had her the morning after a heavy night on the wine. I was sleep deprived and massively hungover, I had insense burning and the room warm (she had come to my house for a treatment )
All of a sudden the heat and the insence weren't agreeing with my hangover... I realised I was going to be sick, I had to quickly apologise and excuse myself, i was doing a massage, I just got out the door and bleugh all over my carpet, luckily it was just the pint of water I'd had that morning. All I could hear was oh dear from the room, she asked if I wanted to leave her treatment but I said no it was fine, brushed my teeth put out the insence and carried on... ever the professional I said I hadn't had much sleep so I think the heat had got to me, she assumed I was pregnant haha I'd rather that than her think I had a hangover
And last but not least I was doing a facial for her and I was full of cold. I didn't want to interrupt her treatment by going to blow my nose so I was sniffing and wiping it with my shoulder, next thing a drip landed right on her forehead which I quickly wiped away but too late; she looked up and said I think your nose just dripped on me!! Omg I was like why do things always happen in my treatments with you,she just laughed and said at least I'm having a facial. I then excused myself to blow my nose and was all better again.
It goes in 3s right so hopefully im good now with her haha
I'm sure I've had plenty more but that will do for now
Sent from my SM-G900F using SalonGeek mobile app
Omg! OK this just happened this evening what would you have done?
I went to use my clients loo and as I sat down to you know... I felt my foot was wet, I'd taken my shoes off being polite, so was in my socks...
I looked down and there was pee to the side and at the base of the toilet!!! I was like what the hell? Now I mean puddles of bright yellow pee!! It certainly wasn't me and to be sure I quickly looked and there was my normal slightly yellow tinged wee in the loo (sorry for the TMI) but i looked just in case haha.
BUT then I was faced with the dilemma... what do I do?
I thought maybe it's not wee... but I took off my sock cos I was leaving little wet patches on the floor and I hate having wet feet... had a whiff... yes old urine ick!! I was like omg do I tell her or just leave it? Then I thought if I leave it she might of thought it was me and that would be so awful... would she even ask her husband about it or just assume I'd peed on her floor and left it!
So.. I wiped it all up and scrubbed my hands, put my socks in my coat pocket and said nothing to her just carried on her treatment as normal!
Sent from my SM-G900F using SalonGeek mobile app
Omg! OK this just happened this evening what would you have done?
I went to use my clients loo and as I sat down to you know... I felt my foot was wet, I'd taken my shoes off being polite, so was in my socks...
I looked down and there was pee to the side and at the base of the toilet!!! I was like what the hell? Now I mean puddles of bright yellow pee!! It certainly wasn't me and to be sure I quickly looked and there was my normal slightly yellow tinged wee in the loo (sorry for the TMI) but i looked just in case haha.
BUT then I was faced with the dilemma... what do I do?
I thought maybe it's not wee... but I took off my sock cos I was leaving little wet patches on the floor and I hate having wet feet... had a whiff... yes old urine ick!! I was like omg do I tell her or just leave it? Then I thought if I leave it she might of thought it was me and that would be so awful... would she even ask her husband about it or just assume I'd peed on her floor and left it!
So.. I wiped it all up and scrubbed my hands, put my socks in my coat pocket and said nothing to her just carried on her treatment as normal!
Sent from my SM-G900F using SalonGeek mobile app
Oh bless you! That is awkward. She probably knows this happens n might wonder who cleaned it up! 😂😂😂
Haha probably my good deed for the century that one
Sent from my SM-G900F using SalonGeek mobile app
Tuning into her aura lmfao!!! I just spat my drink everywhere cos im sitting here picturing it in my head. Hilarious! !!this thread is so funny! i havent laughed so hard in a long time. thought id grt in on the act too.
1) yesterday i was doing a spray tan and sneezed 3 times and let ripp every time, but luckily the compressor was still on.
2) i was so tired and hungover (still drunk more like) i feel asleep while doing a facial and nearly head butted mt client.
3) fell asleep while standing up doing a massage, when my client asked me if i was ok. i said yes i was just tunning into her aura, and that i needed a minute.(never heard so much crap in my life)
theres a few to keep you going
xx
The tears are rolling down my face! I cannot stop laughing. The things we do to cover up mistakes huh...Hahahaha that reminded me of a friend who was doing a facial and was super hung over and tired she actually head butted the client BUT (and this is the best bit) she didn't want to seems like it was because she fell asleep so she kept doing it like 5 times like it was part of the massage Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Haha yeah not one of my finest moments.@kirstie1980 that is bloody brilliant! X
Oh my god, that poor kid. Was the mother feral? And poor you too. The conditions some people live in amaze meWhen I was mobile doing hair extensions I was at a clients house and her little boy not once but twice pulled his pants down and peed on the floor I was so embarrassed for the client but she just sat there and done nothing
Enter your email address to join: