I wish...

SalonGeek

Help Support SalonGeek:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
Status
Not open for further replies.
Pahahahaha this bit actually made me laugh aloud, Sunday I wanna be seeing some testicle swinging.

ha ha ha ha ha it really did make me laugh..I can't deny it at all.
 
I hear that some do get a hard feeling when they throw their testicles around.



Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app

I've just spat my coke out haha x


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app
 
I wish when I get in the oh doesn't start throwing his testicles around! I can't be bothered! X


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app
 
I wish when I get in the oh doesn't start throwing his testicles around! I can't be bothered! X


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app

Swingball.
 
I hear that some do get a hard feeling when they throw their testicles around.



Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app



Will the said testicles be waxed I wonder??? :D
 
Will the said testicles be waxed I wonder??? :D

Plucked if he doesn't stop talking at me

Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app
 
I wish when I get in the oh doesn't start throwing his testicles around! I can't be bothered! X


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app

That's so funny, I'm trying not to laugh in case I wake my oh up 😱😄


Amanda xx
 
That's so funny, I'm trying not to laugh in case I wake my oh up 😱😄


Amanda xx

Ahh he's been drinking on stage and will get all randy when we get home! He's dedicated 2 songs to me, only does that when he wants a bit of testicle swinging! X


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app
 
Ahh he's been drinking on stage and will get all randy when we get home! He's dedicated 2 songs to me, only does that when he wants a bit of testicle swinging! X


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app

And the older they get the more they seem to swing. Or is that just mine

Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app
 
Plucked if he doesn't stop talking at me

Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app

His will be getting plucked if he puts them anywhere near me lol.
Nearlyme what have you done to this thread lol toilet humour now testicle swinging. LOVE IT lol x


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app
 
And the older they get the more they seem to swing. Or is that just mine

Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app

His are nearly 42yr old so got a fair swing on them. He's just asked what I'm laughing at.
"Your balls darling"
X


Sent from my iPhone using SalonGeek mobile app
 
I wish I hadn't bought my boyfriend a lock picking set. He's not quite the master criminal he thinks he is, one just pinged out the padlock he was practicing on and hit me in the neck. -. -
 
And the older they get the more they seem to swing. Or is that just mine

Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app
You have testicles too??? Jesus I'm feeling a little nutless ... I just checked ;)
 
I leave for a second..... come back and the conversation has progressed testicle plucking!!!! Now I'm not only visualising bloody waxing but plucking at testicles- jeeeez! No more hair removal!!!!'n
 
You have testicles too??? Jesus I'm feeling a little nutless ... I just checked ;)

I do.. never used to but I had a ten pound baby and they appeared a week later. Dr said it was something to do with my pelvic floor. I pop em back in unless I am wanting to swing them about to prove my prowess

Sent from my GT-I9505 using SalonGeek mobile app
 
I have just had a lovely night out and before I go to bed, decided to log in and flippin heck, got the shock of my life!! What has happened to my innocent thread????? This thread was going along very nicely until a few people who clearly have an agenda decided to drop in and ruin yet another of my threads. My message to some of you is, if you don't like the thread, then stay away! Simple as that!! If a few of us have developed a friendship, then so what!! I'm sure you lot have your friends too, so just clear off and leave us alone! I would like to say goodnight to MY friends on here! Night Girls!:hug:
 
I have just had a lovely night out and before I go to bed, decided to log in and flippin heck, got the shock of my life!! What has happened to my innocent thread????? This thread was going along very nicely until a few people who clearly have an agenda decided to drop in and ruin yet another of my threads. My message to some of you is, if you don't like the thread, then stay away! Simple as that!! If a few of us have developed a friendship, then so what!! I'm sure you lot have your friends too, so just clear off and leave us alone! I would like to say goodnight to MY friends on here! Night Girls!:hug:

Night TJ, hope you had a great night.

None of this is aimed at you, or the rest of the girls you speak to. You know who it's all aimed at. Don't worry, it's ok. x :hug:
 
Night TJ, hope you had a great night.

None of this is aimed at you, or the rest of the girls you speak to. You know who it's all aimed at. Don't worry, it's ok. x :hug:

Yes I do Virtues! it is aimed at you and it is just not fair. You have more followers on here than that lot! Don't waste your time on them. On a funnier note, some of your comments have made me laugh as does your avatar! You are a great girl and most of us love you!:hug:
 
Night T.J, & ignore all this nonsense and attempts to put a downer on us- hope you had a great night!

Xxxx
 
Well. I go to spend an evening with my Antipodean friends, Sir Les and Dame Edna, and Tj's thread slightly unravels.

Back on track everyone. Otherwise it's the porridgey wooden spoon for you all. Oh yes.

I wish.......I didn't have to do my skin routine tonight, but needs must. Aarghhh:irked:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Latest posts

Back
Top