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[Victoriabar]

G'nite Anne,
Gloss over the dross and enjoy the thread for what essentially it was.. Fun
Most of us have had a laugh!

I've managed to get "essentially" into this thread 3 times, it wasn't a goal until the second time
Anyway only another 364 days to your birthday so please let me be the first to wish you a Happy 2015 Birthday x

 

[hazeleyes]

I wish I hadn't bought my boyfriend a lock picking set. He's not quite the master criminal he thinks he is, one just pinged out the padlock he was practicing on and hit me in the neck. -. -

A lock picking set... Does such a thing exist? Where can I get one!

 

[hazeleyes]

Jesus ladies this is a forum for beauty geeks...... Any chance you can all skype your bitchy nights in with each other? It's embarrassing that the public can see how beauty professionals behave on a professional forum

I wish,,,,, I could use skype- not to be bitchy of course, just to use Skype in general! Why is it so hard

 

[Victoriabar]

A lock picking set... Does such a thing exist? Where can I get one!

Oooh where are you thinking of breaking into?? Can we do the natural history museum?? I wanna see if its like the film

I wish... Hazel eyes had a lock picking set

 

[virtues2011]

Yes I do Virtues! it is aimed at you and it is just not fair. You have more followers on here than that lot! Don't waste your time on them. On a funnier note, some of your comments have made me laugh as does your avatar! You are a great girl and most of us love you!:hug:

Please don't get worked up about it. I sense you are quite distressed. I'm sorry this happened to your thread. xx

 

[hazeleyes]

Oooh where are you thinking of breaking into?? Can we do the natural history museum?? I wanna see if its like the film

I wish... Hazel eyes had a lock picking set

The natural history museum?? We could unlock anywhere in the world and you choose the natural history museum??? Come now Vix we could break into fortnum and mason- I bet they do coconut macaroons! Loads of them!

 

[Victoriabar]

Well. I go to spend an evening with my Antipodean friends, Sir Les and Dame Edna, and Tj's thread slightly unravels.

Back on track everyone. Otherwise it's the porridgey wooden spoon for you all. Oh yes.

I wish.......I didn't have to do my skin routine tonight, but needs must. Aarghhh:irked:

Firstly, can I lick the spoon??
I wish it was covered in porridge

Secondly, what does antipodean mean?

 

[virtues2011]

The natural history museum?? We could unlock anywhere in the world and you choose the natural history museum??? Come now Vix we could break into fortnum and mason- I bet they do coconut macaroons! Loads of them!

Step away from the coconut. YUK

 

[Victoriabar]

The natural history museum?? We could unlock anywhere in the world and you choose the natural history museum??? Come now Vix we could break into fortnum and mason- I bet they do coconut macaroons! Loads of them!

Haha it really was my first thought I've no idea what Fortnum and Mason is but if its food then I'm in
I shall silently and stealth-like follow your lead.
I now have the crunchy nut cornflake advert in my head where they have to be quiet and the guy crunches behind them breaking the silence!!! NUTTY!!

Step away from the coconut. YUK

Mmmmmmm coconutty

 

[hazeleyes]

Haha it really was my first thought I've no idea what Fortnum and Mason is but if its food then I'm in
I shall silently and stealth-like follow your lead.
I now have the crunchy nut cornflake advert in my head where they have to be quiet and the guy crunches behind them breaking the silence!!! NUTTY!!

Mmmmmmm coconutty

Ha... Ask virtues about fortnum and mason- she wheels round it in her diamond encrusted mobility scooter very regularly!

Do you know who she is?

 

[virtues2011]

Ha... Ask virtues about fortnum and mason- she wheels round it in her diamond encrusted mobility scooter very regularly!

Do you know who she is?

You are so going to get me in trouble, but we have employed a newbie...Aphrodite26 she will protect me......

 

[Victoriabar]

Do you know who she is?

Know her??? I taught her all she knows!!



I wish I could plug myself in and recharge myself without needing to sleep

 

[virtues2011]

I have to sleep now lovely ladies, been good to talk to you all. x

 

[Elaine Armani]

here's a thing, if you look over some old posts you'll see its blatantly obvious that you've formed a little gang, but from what i see you actually started out that way, the problem with this is that alot of people don't want to post at all if they've already witnessed someone else's posts being picked apart and ridiculed.
So it's not so much an invitation that everyone can join in as it is a 'come an get some, we're ready for ya' like you take some sort of delight in lining people up for a shoot down, that's why alot of people are finding it all a bit unerving and as was pointed out on another thread sg is a great place to have, where everyone can have a nice chat and expand their knowledge and whether you realize it or not your making the atmosphere uncomfortable, oh and at your ages you should know better

😳😳😳

 

[Aphrodite26]

You are so going to get me in trouble, but we have employed a newbie...Aphrodite26 she will protect me......

I will indeed
Just an update we are now home and I'm having just the one glass of wine
proof attached (ok it's a large glass)
May need it if he starts throwing his testicles around lol.
Night girls x


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[Victoriabar]

Righty ive gone back to the beginning of the thread and iI hold my hands up...
It was me who started the silliness on post #52

I'm going to take myself off to bed as punishment!!

I wish..... For decent dreams!

 

[siorcha]

I wish my girls didn't wake me at 6am....is it too early for vodka?

 

[Elaine Armani]

I wish my girls didn't wake me at 6am....is it too early for vodka?

Never too early for a glass of vodka!!
I have had it for breakfast for the passed week... oops :smack:

 

[siorcha]

Never too early for a glass of vodka!!
I have had it for breakfast for the passed week... oops :smack:

Lol....my MIL is babysitting tonight so it's date night!

Hope my OH doesn't expect too much, I plan on getting sloshed and sleeping as much as possible!

 

[Victoriabar]

I wish.... My youngest had volume control lol