Thou art thread of randomness wafflessness !!!

[grafxgal]

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omg lol thats just reminded me....you know that song that goes...''everytime you go away..you take a peice of me with you'' (cant think who sings it...i used to think and sing (as a child) ''everytime you go away....you take a piece of meat with yoooooooo'' pmsl :lol:

Paul Young?

 

[stoney]

Paul Young?

OMG, yeh Paul Young, my mum played him to death!!

Him and George Benson, whatever happened to him?

 

[hippy-chick]

Sadly, I know the answer to this it was called 'Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep' and it was by a group called 'Middle of the Road'

'Last night I heard my Mama singing a song - oooh eee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep,
woke up this morning and my Mama was gone
oooohh eeee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp!

see! told you she was a cow for singing that to me! I used to be petrified everytime she sang it, thinking she was leaving too!!!
Think my family have a warped sense of humour!

 

[Bev Rose]

Googled it Em's - yahoo answers!

 

[busybee32]

Song words.
My bessie mate H used to think that rhianna was saying "You can stand under my arms forever". she was so adamant it was that and not "You can stand under my umbrella" That we had a right arguement in the car coming back from town one day and it came on the radio. We both burst out laughing when the chorus came on as she realised that it was Umbrella. She is such a div sometimes lol.
We still sing her version now and people look at us like we are mad:lol:
Jen x

 

[Lavender-blue]

Random thought: Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!!!:lol:

xxxxxxxxx

 

[Lavender-blue]

see! told you she was a cow for singing that to me! I used to be petrified everytime she sang it, thinking she was leaving too!!!
Think my family have a warped sense of humour!

Pmsl.

My mom used to sing a song called 'Im leaving on a jet plane, dont know when I'll be back again'
I cant remember who sang it, but she used to sing it when she was really p1ssed off !!:lol::lol:

Cruel.:green:

 

[hippy-chick]

My friend used to sing

"Eating trifles" for Eton Rifles by the Jam.

She also called articulated lorries, antartic lorries - made me look intelligent for once! and asked what colour tights were bar-a-ley black - and looked astonished when I answered barely black.

I wisely told my little sister

"Never spit a git horse in the house"

which loosely translated means.......

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth??? " see, I still don't know what it means or why the hell I would be giving her such sage advice when its quite frankly pants!

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

Random thought !

Have you ever dropped anything down the loo mid flow :irked:
Very annoying lol x

 

[Sals]

Random thought !

Have you ever dropped anything down the loo mid flow :irked:
Very annoying lol x

A mobile phone. :lol:

 

[Lavender-blue]

Random thought:

We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on the arse, then things just get worse.:lol:

 

[grafxgal]

Random thought !

Have you ever dropped anything down the loo mid flow :irked:
Very annoying lol x

pmsl what did you drop ems?

 

[xAnnaBannAx]

pmsl at this thread....stand under my arms forver.......laxatives & sleeping pills!....never spit a git horse in the house!!! pmsl

 

[The Guild]

My best friend at school thought Bon Jovi released a song called 'Living On Bread'. Bless her :lol:

 

[xAnnaBannAx]

My best friend once told me when we were ALOT younger....that tortoises grow on the bush in her garden....she showed me all the buds on this tree and I thought ''oh yeah...they do look a bit like tiny tiny tortoise shells....so I went and asked her mum if she could save me a tortoise off the tree when they hatched! I then proceeded to tell everyone at school im getting a tortoise off my friends tree!:o

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

pmsl what did you drop ems?

My inhaler :irked:
Luckily my neighbour had a spare...otherwise it would have been "get the hairdryer out" time ...
Ewwww the thought
:green:

Oooo And I want a tortoise tree...If they don't come from a tree then how the hell are they made !

 

[busybee32]

Random thought...
Why does the phone always ring or someone knock on the door when you have just got in the bath/shower and started washing your hair????:irked::irked:
Jen x

 

[Retired]

Random thought:

If you ran out of loo paper in a public toilet, would you do a hand stand under the hand dryer!!!!!!! pmsl!

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

Random thought:

If you ran out of loo paper in a public toilet, would you do a hand stand under the hand dryer!!!!!!! pmsl!

if !!!...IF !!!
there's no if about it lol, our loo's never have loo roll....its not just a random thought....its a necessity

 

[Sals]

My best friend once told me when we were ALOT younger....that tortoises grow on the bush in her garden....she showed me all the buds on this tree and I thought ''oh yeah...they do look a bit like tiny tiny tortoise shells....so I went and asked her mum if she could save me a tortoise off the tree when they hatched! I then proceeded to tell everyone at school im getting a tortoise off my friends tree!:o

pmsl :green:

My grandad gave me a tortoise when I was little and told me he found it walking down the high street! I still don't know if this was a wind up or not.

I've always imagined it wandering down the pavement outside Woolworths.