Thou art thread of randomness wafflessness !!!

[xAnnaBannAx]

I hate dragonflies I swear I can hear them hiss at me!

my boyfriend used to work in a garage...he once found a dead dragonfly there, so he took a picture of it, put it on his desk and called it derek!
After a fair few days of quality time spent with derek pmsl...he just disappeared...never to be seen again....we think someone stole poor derek lol

 

[xAnnaBannAx]

I was waiting to cross the road in town a fair few years ago now, and this woman cycled past me.....she had a good meters worth of toilet paper trailing behind her coming from the top of her trousers! lmfao (im not kiddin btw lol)

 

[gillian w]

Does anyone else get an itchy nose when brushing their teeth ?
EVERY single time my nose itches sooooo bad...

I do, i do and did you know that a flock of crows is called a murder of crows.

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

I do, i do and did you know that a flock of crows is called a murder of crows.

My daughter would strongly agree with you on that score !
She thinks birds are the work of the devil....she thinks their beady little eyes are always watching her waiting to......I don't actually know what she thinks they are waiting to do to her, I just know she is bloomin **** scared of them lol......

 

[Blue Rose]

did you know that your tummy is the first thing to relax when you are having a massage?

when I've got someone up on the massage couch, I wait for the rumbling and start to relax myself cos I know I've reached 'that point'.

Well I never knew that. You learn something new everyday hey?

 

[Blue Rose]

my mum used to sing a song about leaving me all the time - god I wish I could remember what it was! It used to really upset me cos she'd just got divorced so I thought she was going to leave me too.
the more I used to get upset, the more she seemed to sing it.

(she probably didn't but I'm such a drama queen).

Hey middle-aged geeks.......what song was out around 1972-4 about leaving?!!!!!

OMG! :idea: I got it....

"wheres your daddy gone, wheres your daddy gone,
far far away, far far away.
I woke up this morning and my daddy was goooone, oooh e, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep"

My mum's a cow for singing that to me!

Some women have just totally killed that song on X-factor

 

[UKRed]

I got to page three and wanted to join in.......

The Greek name Andrea means; Strong, Courageous.

All the other websites just say 'female form of Andrew' or 'Manly!'

My name when I was newborn in hospital was Katrina {which means 'Pure'}, but my nan couldn't say it so my name was changed to Andrea. I hate both names.

I can only type in certain fonts, others make me feel uneasy or untidy.

I am scared of Road Sweepers, Midgets and Identical twins.... so my nightmare would be Identical twin Midgets riding Road Sweepers

I am a typical virgo;
Virgo's are one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. People think they're fussy, critical bad tempered and picky but that's only because they want everything to be perfect. This is the sign of cleanliness, although lots of Virgo's have the grottiest bedrooms and hang their clothes on the floor. They're extremely inquisitive and have a dreadful time trying to relax. Virgo's make fantastic friends. If a minor crises pops up you can be sure the Virgo will have everything under control in 30 seconds. They are always on the move because they like to learn as much as they can before they take off again. They excel at work so they probably get all the boring jobs (the ones Leo wouldn't be seen dead doing).


Random enough? oh and colourful enough?

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!​

 

[grafxgal]

Happy Birthday

 

[UKRed]

thanks!!!


I can't sleep..... I can't sleep on my back, I can't sleep on my tummy because I feel like I am going to suffercate, I can't sleep on my left side because of my ear scaffold bar being super sore tonight and I cant get comfortable on my right side because of my cartilage ear stud (can't wait to change it to a ring!!!)

 

[Lil Linz]

What does Macey Grey sing, when to me it sounds like 'i wear goggles when you are not here'? No matter how many times i've heard that song, it always sounds like thats what shes singing!

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

My world crumbles lmao :green:

(I think !!! lol)

 

[UKRed]

I just tried to stop the kitten choking (thought he'd eaten a staple, but he hasn't - thank god!) and he gripped my arm with all four legs (claws out) and started biting me, then he decided to bolt and i had his tail trapped under my knee (unknowingly!) and he ran and kinda sprang back!!!! hahahahahaha. ... i suppose u had to be there... :green::lol:

 

[gillian w]

Is this thread STILL going.
Im joining Rosemary Conley on thursday and i suddenly want to eat fry ups..i never eat fry ups and have never wanted to eat fry ups.

 

[gillian w]

Im going to bed early tonight because the frying pan is calling me.:zzz: night night.

 

[UKRed]

my ear stopped throbbing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

oooo Gillian I do that too,
I can eat what I call a "normal" diet, and then as soon as I think of joining slimming world again, I turn into some chocolate craving, crisp eating..drinking cooking oil out of the deep fat fryer MONSTER !!!!!

What the hell is with that ???

And bless your little ear and kitten Ukred lol

I have a random thought ! (nothing new there then lol)

Why oh why is it, no matter how hard you try to chew carefully with only your front teeth (think rabbit nibbling carrot) because you have a loose filling....do you STILL MANAGE TO EAT IT during dinner :irked:

 

[fifitrix]

This is random..............................AWOOGA........................:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[xAnnaBannAx]

What does Macey Grey sing, when to me it sounds like 'i wear goggles when you are not here'? No matter how many times i've heard that song, it always sounds like thats what shes singing!

I just had to tell my mate about this in an msn convo cos i just laughed my head off when i read it....images of macy gray with big affro, sat on her own...wearing large red goggles! lmao (no idea why my mind designed the goggles too lol)

 

[~Emmsybabes~]

The first thing that comes into my mind when I think of goggles is Elton John in star shaped sunglasses ....I am warped ????

Awooga areeeeebbbaaaa baa baaa

 

[xAnnaBannAx]

The first thing that comes into my mind when I think of goggles is Elton John in star shaped sunglasses ....I am warped ????

Awooga areeeeebbbaaaa baa baaa

my old R.E teacher at school used to wear purple heart shaped glasses! Elton John reminds me of her! lol

Have you got a ticket yet?