My cousins down south crack up when i do my Taggart line, " there's been a murrdurr ! " lol
They also enjoy "purple" and "curly-wurly" as well as "burger" and "girl" and "your doin my head in".
Try saying to them, " a girl was murdered while eating a burger, she was wearing purple and had a curly-wurly in her bag " Guaranteed to have them rolling about
lmao although i'm quite poilte spoken for a scot my mates crack up when i'm asked if it will be a nice night to go out which i reply
" aye it'll be a braw bricht moonlicht nicht tha nicht " heehee ..my poor brother gets the worse him being very broad scot accent so u can imagine when he talks .they just nod ..put a thumb up ..look at me and ask quitely ermmm what did he just say lmao on a recent trip back home to see mum i asked the local baker for some butteries(buttered rolls) he pointed me in the direction of woolworths!!
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