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shes closing in on us last time i checked
 
River said:
Agent Finger,

How does that compare to the enemy ?


Commander River

There are currently only 33836 v**** between Glo and ewww
 
pinkchicnails said:
shes closing in on us last time i checked


And what is being done abou this Agent ???!!!
 
Commander River I have been on 'clicky' duty, SIR!

Enemy has 149,800 and our Glo has 183,951

The battle is very slow as the v**** are taking so long to load.:irked:

Will be back on duty later.

Signing out SIR!:lol:
 
Agent Pickle reporting for duty @ 13:45 hours SIR!

Been on other duties (sleep, lunch ect) Will be on duty til 14:15 hours (work) and will consume duties from about 20:00 hours(ish!)

Clicking updated SIR!

I do take my position very seriously sarge. No pain no gain.
 
I haven't been on for a few days .....I haven't got a Scooby what is going on, would someone care to pm me and let me know!!?:smack:
 
Agent Pickle leaving post @ 14:15 hours and returning....later for duty.

SIR!
 
Just a quick update....... the enemy has not moved since last post at 13.30 hours SIR!:biggrin:

Our Glo is now up to 184,668......we are creeping ahead SIR!!!!

Still think we need to maintain regular clicks to keep ahead of the enemy SIR!!!!
 
Hi, just toi let you know, I'm finding it jard to type with my right hand now...think I've got RSI!
BUT! one thing I have learned over the past few days with this thread, is that commitment is everything, and if you snooze you lose!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:​
ps: I going back into battle...I may be gone some time!
 
Word back from the front Sir...... things are not going as well as they should be. Reports just in from Major Disaster on the eastern front and General Accident on the western front indicate that we havent been making the progress that was expected after taking delivery of the new 'weapons'. The O.I.C. believes that although the troops are putting up a valiant fight, they're not, repeat NOT using their new weapons according to the instructions that they were issued with. The O.I.C. feels that with 6 agents operating the new weapons, the 'body count' should be rising by at least 20,000 for every 24hr period and it's just not happening. Because of this, he is advising that all troops who were issued with the new weapons should consult their field manuals again and ensure that they are following the correct procedure. He further advises that if anyone cannot find thier manuals, they get in touch with the quartermaster (me) to be issued with uptodate instructions.
The regular troops, those who can only take single shots, should not have any need to get involved in the present battle unless of course they choose to do so. The O.I.C has stated in most recent sit/rep that 4 or 5 special agents equipped with the new weapons should be well able to beat down the enemy with very little effort. Out to you...
 
Seanny my weapon failed or maybe it was me!
 
Seanny said:
Word back from the front Sir...... things are not going as well as they should be. Reports just in from Major Disaster on the eastern front and General Accident on the western front indicate that we havent been making the progress that was expected after taking delivery of the new 'weapons'. The O.I.C. believes that although the troops are putting up a valiant fight, they're not, repeat NOT using their new weapons according to the instructions that they were issued with. The O.I.C. feels that with 6 agents operating the new weapons, the 'body count' should be rising by at least 20,000 for every 24hr period and it's just not happening. Because of this, he is advising that all troops who were issued with the new weapons should consult their field manuals again and ensure that they are following the correct procedure. He further advises that if anyone cannot find thier manuals, they get in touch with the quartermaster (me) to be issued with uptodate instructions.
The regular troops, those who can only take single shots, should not have any need to get involved in the present battle unless of course they choose to do so. The O.I.C has stated in most recent sit/rep that 4 or 5 special agents equipped with the new weapons should be well able to beat down the enemy with very little effort. Out to you...

Glad to see the agents faces are shaded quartermaster!!!

Get those weapons updated Special Agents !
 
Fingertips ND said:
Seanny my weapon failed or maybe it was me!
Hi, mine too, I've contacted Sean for a new weaponry instruction manual...
hee hee
 
Seanny said:
Word back from the front Sir...... things are not going as well as they should be. Reports just in from Major Disaster on the eastern front and General Accident on the western front indicate that we havent been making the progress that was expected after taking delivery of the new 'weapons'. The O.I.C. believes that although the troops are putting up a valiant fight, they're not, repeat NOT using their new weapons according to the instructions that they were issued with. The O.I.C. feels that with 6 agents operating the new weapons, the 'body count' should be rising by at least 20,000 for every 24hr period and it's just not happening. Because of this, he is advising that all troops who were issued with the new weapons should consult their field manuals again and ensure that they are following the correct procedure. He further advises that if anyone cannot find thier manuals, they get in touch with the quartermaster (me) to be issued with uptodate instructions.
The regular troops, those who can only take single shots, should not have any need to get involved in the present battle unless of course they choose to do so. The O.I.C has stated in most recent sit/rep that 4 or 5 special agents equipped with the new weapons should be well able to beat down the enemy with very little effort. Out to you...


Thanks Quartermaster, I was just about to say the same thing.

I recommend that all Special Agents equipped with the new weaponry do as instructed above.

Please contact the Quartermaster as instructed if you are experiencing any problems with your weapons.

I would also advise in order to keep morale high and not to exclude regular troops from this Operation, that every Single Shot counts. We need all the support we can muster !

Expecting an update on the situation soon.


Commander River
 
Seanny said:
Word back from the front Sir...... things are not going as well as they should be. Reports just in from Major Disaster on the eastern front and General Accident on the western front indicate that we havent been making the progress that was expected after taking delivery of the new 'weapons'. The O.I.C. believes that although the troops are putting up a valiant fight, they're not, repeat NOT using their new weapons according to the instructions that they were issued with. The O.I.C. feels that with 6 agents operating the new weapons, the 'body count' should be rising by at least 20,000 for every 24hr period and it's just not happening. Because of this, he is advising that all troops who were issued with the new weapons should consult their field manuals again and ensure that they are following the correct procedure. He further advises that if anyone cannot find thier manuals, they get in touch with the quartermaster (me) to be issued with uptodate instructions.
The regular troops, those who can only take single shots, should not have any need to get involved in the present battle unless of course they choose to do so. The O.I.C has stated in most recent sit/rep that 4 or 5 special agents equipped with the new weapons should be well able to beat down the enemy with very little effort. Out to you...



seanny u crack me up!!! im back on it again got called out for urgent duties (work) xx
 
Ok current figure stands at:192049

That is just 42249 infront of the opposition.

Site is v. slow at the moment!
 
Sorry Sir will get on it later but had disaster with the small reqruits keeping palying sonic th hedgehog and crashing my px
 
Update on the weapons initiative. I left camp at 16.00 hours and set my weapon to discharge 10,000 rounds, I've arrived back at camp and we have a body count increase of 10,000 to a grand total of 192,347........



...... all achieved with 1 single shot (click) No RSI, no sitting at the battlefield for hours taking hundreds of shots. Just one shot is required. Agents, read your manuals and TAKE DOWN THE ENEMY!!!!
 
my weapons are working fine, ready to load for 5000
 
f**** site is slow for me to load - will keep trying
 

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